"I’ve heard so much about you!"
* looks at myself naked in the mirror *
* calls 911 *
if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
somebody photoshop a nose piercing on one of my pictures
i wanna see what i look like
Yesterday I learned that tampons were not originally created for ~feminine hygiene~ but for plugging up bullet wounds for WW1 and the nurses started using them and were like actually this is p effective and voila tampons thanks WW1
so what you’re saying is that tampon commercials should be shot like war films
Are you saying that periods are equivalent to bullet wounds
i asked my brother to buy me some chips and redbull. i told him id pay him back but he still threatened me.